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Rude Birthday Cards

Say happy birthday with maximum sass. Our rude birthday cards feature swearing, dark humour, and brutally honest messages for people who hate cheesy cards and love a good laugh. Ideal for best mates, partners, and anyone who deserves a bit of abuse on their big day. Handmade in the UK using quality card... not morals.

Funny The Boys Birthday Card - Homelander

Funny The Boys Birthday Card - Homelander

Funny Kim Kardashian Birthday Card

Funny Kim Kardashian Birthday Card

yungblud birthday card

Yungblud Birthday Card

Funny Ozzy Osbourne Birthday Card

Ozzy Osbourne Birthday card

Matt Berry birthday card featuring Douglas Reynholm from the IT crowd.

Matt Berry Birthday Card

Funny Bobs Burgers Birthday Card

Funny Bobs Burgers Birthday Card

Funny Rude Pingu Birthday card

Funny Rude Pingu Birthday card

Funny Rude Mighty Boosh Birthday Card - Hitcher

Funny Rude Mighty Boosh Birthday Card - Hitcher

Funny Rude Basic Bitch Birthday card

Funny Rude Basic Bitch Birthday card

Funny Rude I love you card

Funny Rude I love you card

Funny Boss Birthday Card - To manager from Employee

Funny Boss Birthday Card - To manager from Employee

Funny Ricky Gervais Birthday Card

Funny Ricky Gervais Birthday Card

Funny Brooklyn 99 Birthday Card - Title of your sex tape

Funny Brooklyn 99 Birthday Card - Title of your sex tape

Funny that 70s show Birthday Card - dumb ass

Funny that 70s show Birthday Card - dumb ass

Funny Rocky Horror Valentines Card - Touch me blank card

Funny Rocky Horror Valentines Card - Touch me

Funny Pretty little liars Birthday Card - Bitch

Funny Pretty little liars Birthday Card

Funny Pretty little liars Birthday Card - Still here

Funny Pretty little liars Birthday Card

Funny New girl Valentines card - Schmidt All Day

Funny New girl Valentines card - Schmidt All Day

Funny Step Brothers Birthday Card - Boats and Hoes

Funny Step Brothers Birthday Card - Boats and Hoes

Funny Pulp Fiction Birthday Card Blank inside Movie Quote - Happy Birthday Bad Mother Fucker

Funny Rude Pulp Fiction Birthday Card

Funny The witcher Valentines Card

Funny The witcher Valentines Card

Funny Buffy Birthday Card - Spike 'Out for a walk Bitch'

Funny Buffy Spike Birthday Card - Out for a walk Bitch

Funny Gordon Ramsay Birthday Card - Rude Birthday Card

Funny Rude Gordon Ramsay Birthday Card

Funny Austin Powers Valentines Card

Funny Austin Powers Valentines Card

Funny Jackass birthday card featuring Johnny knoxville on the front, font reads 'Happy Birthday Jackass'

Funny Jackass Birthday Card - Johnny Knoxville

Funny Bobs Burgers Birthday Card

Funny Bobs Burgers Birthday Card

Funny Bobs Burgers Birthday Card - Louise Belcher

Funny Bobs Burgers Birthday Card - Louise Belcher

Funny Gossip Girl Card - Happy Birthday Bitch xoxo

Funny Rude Gossip Girl Card

Funny its Always Sunny Birthday Card

Funny its Always Sunny Birthday Card

Handmaids Tale Birthday Card - Praise be Bitch

Handmaids Tale Birthday Card - Praise be Bitch

Funny Ozark Card. Perfect Card for a Fan of the hit TV show Ozark. Featuring Ruth on the front

Funny Ozark greeting Card

Funny Rude Peep Show Quote Card - Mark Corrigan I like you Girlfriend Birthday Card

Funny Rude Peep Show Valentines Card

Funny The Witcher Valentines Card, uk free delivery, perfect card for a fan of the tv show the witcher

Funny The Witcher Valentines Card

Funny Rude Sister Birthday Card - Bitch

Funny Rude Sister Birthday Card

Monty Python Birthday Card - The Holy Grail Funny Card

Funny Monty Python Birthday Card

Trixie and Katya Birthday Card - Happy Birthday Bitch

Trixie and Katya Birthday Card

Parks and Recreation Birthday Card - Funny Ron Swanson Birthday card

Parks and Rec Birthday Card

Funny Archer Birthday Card - Pam Birthday card

Funny Archer Pam Birthday Card

Spike Buffy Birthday Card - Buffy The Vampire Slayer Birthday Card

Funny Rude Spike Buffy Birthday card

Funny The Witcher Birthday Card - Rude Geralt Card

Funny The Witcher Birthday Card