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Rude Birthday Cards

Say happy birthday with maximum sass. Our rude birthday cards feature swearing, dark humour, and brutally honest messages for people who hate cheesy cards and love a good laugh. Ideal for best mates, partners, and anyone who deserves a bit of abuse on their big day. Handmade in the UK using quality card... not morals.

Always Sunny Valentines Card - Good Whore Frank Quote its Always Sunny in Philadelphia girlfriend Card
Always Sunny Valentines Card - Good Whore Frank Quote
£2.99
Funny Ozark Birthday Card. Perfect Card for a Fan of the hit TV show Ozark. Featuring Ruth on the front.
Funny Ozark Birthday Card - Ruth quote
£2.99
Funny Bobs Burgers Birthday Card - Louise Belcher
Funny Bobs Burgers Birthday Card - Louise Belcher
£2.99
Rupauls Drag Race Birthday Card - Dont Fuck it up
Rupauls Drag Race Birthday Card - Dont Fuck it up
£2.99
The Boys Birthday Card - Billy Butcher
Funny Rude The Boys Birthday Card - Billy Butcher
£2.99