📦 Delivery Info (aka: The Bit Where You Find Out When Your Stuff's Coming)
🚚 Delivery Prices
Standard Delivery
UK: £1.75 — or FREE when you spend £15 (go on, treat yourself)
USA & Rest of the World: £4.95
All orders are sent via trusty old Royal Mail – dependable and fond of stickers.
⏱ Processing Time
We don’t mess about — your order will be packed and dispatched within 1 working day (unless the cat knocks over the sticker drawer, again).
Shipped via Royal Mail, because we like our post with a side of tradition.
⌛ Estimated Delivery Times
UK: 2–3 business days (Express & Next Day options at checkout if you're in a hurry)
North America: 1–2 weeks
Europe: 5–10 business days
Australia, New Zealand & Oceania: 1–2 weeks
We do our absolute best to stick to these times, but postal systems can be a mysterious force. Delivery speeds may vary depending on your local post and delivery method selected.
🛃 Customs & Import Taxes
If you're ordering from outside the UK, you might be charged customs or import fees — this is out of my glitter-covered hands. Buyers are responsible for any charges that may apply.
Also not my fault: overly enthusiastic customs officers or slow border dragons.
💳 Payment Options
Secure PayPal Checkout
Debit/Credit Card (no PayPal account needed – unless you want one, no judgement)
Your payment info is safe and sound — no shady nonsense here.
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Changed your mind? No worries, I happily accept returns and exchanges!
Just get in touch within 14 days of delivery, and pop it back to me within 21 days.
❌ I don't accept cancellations
But if you’ve got an issue with your order, please get in touch — I’m nice, promise.
🚫 What can't be returned?
Due to the nature of these items, I can’t accept returns on:
Sale items
(unless they arrive damaged — I'm not a monster)
📬 Conditions of Return
Buyers are responsible for return postage. If the item comes back looking like it’s been through a paper shredder, you'll be responsible for any loss in value.
Basically: send it back in the same condition it arrived and we’re golden.