Valentines Day Cards

Ditch the clichés and say it your way this Valentine’s. Our handmade cards feature funny, rude, and alternative love messages for couples who prefer jokes over poetry. Perfect for partners, crushes, or whoever keeps stealing your hoodie. Printed on premium eco card and made in the UK.

Funny Bobs Burgers Valentines Card

Funny Bobs Burgers Valentines Card

You're my Lobster Card - Friends Valentines card

Funny Friends Valentines card - You're my Lobster

Fight Club Birthday Card - Movie quote blank card

Funny Fight Club Valentines Card

Steven Spielberg Card - I want to watch Steven Spielberg Films with you

Steven Spielberg Valentines Card - I want to watch Steven Spielberg Films with you

Buffy Valentines Card - Boyfriend Angel Birthday card

Funny Buffy and Angel Valentines Card

Funny Bridgerton Card - I burn for you

Funny Bridgerton Valentines Card - I burn for you

Funny You Tv show valentines Card

Funny Joe Goldberg valentines Card

Geeky Star Wars valentines Card

Funny Adult Star Wars valentines Card

Cute The Child Card - Funko Pop Mandalorian Girlfriend Boyfriend Birthday Card

Funny Grogu valentines card

Tim Burton Card - I want to watch Tim Burton Films with you

Funny Tim Burton Valentines Card

Funny Ghostface Card - Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend birthday valentines Horror card

Funny Ghostface Valentines Card

Spike Buffy Card - Buffy The Vampire Slayer Birthday Card

Funny Spike Buffy Valentines Card

Funny Gamer valentines Card - I would pause my Game for you

Funny Gamer valentines Card - I would pause my Game for you

Funny Vikings Valentines Card - Ragnar Lothbrok Girlfriend Card

Funny Vikings Valentines Card - Ragnar Lothbrok

Funny Dexter valentines Card - Tonights the night

Funny Dexter valentines Card - Tonights the night

Kevin Smith Card - I want to watch Kevin Smith Films with you

Funny Kevin Smith Valentines Card - I want to watch Kevin Smith Films with you

Thunderbirds Valentines day Card - Geeky Valentines day card

FAB Thunderbirds Valentines day Card

Funny Skeletor valentines Card - He man valentines Card

Funny Skeletor valentines Card

Louis Theroux Valentines Card, text reads 'This Card Is Just Theroux' with a love heart underneath.

Funny Louis Theroux Valentines Card - This Card Is Just Theroux

Parks and Recreation valentines Card - Funny Ron Swanson Valentines card

Funny Parks and Rec valentines Card

Funny Magic the Gathering Valentines Card - Have a magic Valentines D20

Funny Magic the Gathering Valentines Card

Funny Daria Valentines Card - Im overcome with emotion

Funny Daria Valentines Card - Im overcome with emotion

Funny The witcher Valentines Card

Funny The witcher Valentines Card

Always Sunny Valentine's Card - Happy Valentines Bozo

Funny Always Sunny Valentine's Card - Happy Valentines Bozo

Funny Gamer Valentines Card - To my Player 1

Funny Gamer Valentines Card - To my Player 1

Quentin Tarantino Card - I want to watch Quentin tarantino Films with you

Quentin Tarantino Card - I want to watch Quentin tarantino Films with you

Geeky Funny Louis Theroux Card - 'I've Only Got Eyes Theroux' Theroux Pun Blank Birthday Card

Funny Louis Theroux Valentines Card - I've Only Got Eyes Theroux

Funny Gordon Ramsay Birthday Card - valentines girlfriend card

Funny Rude Gordon Ramsay Valentines Card

Funny Always Sunny Valentines Card - Implication Dennis Quote

Funny Always Sunny Valentines Card - Implication Dennis Quote

Alfred Hitchcock Card - I want to watch Alfred Hitchcock Films with you

Alfred Hitchcock Card - I want to watch Alfred Hitchcock Films with you

Funny Brooklyn 99 Valentines Card - Captain Holt oatmeal

Funny Brooklyn 99 Valentines Card - Captain Holt oatmeal

Funny Vikings Birthday Card - Floki Girlfriend valentines card

Funny Vikings Valentines card

Funny Vikings valentines Card - Floki love card

Funny Vikings valentines Card

funny ozark valentines day card with ruth on the front

Funny Ozark Valentines Card

Simple I love you Card - Funny girlfriend card - Rude romantic card

Funny Rude I love you Card

Gamer Valentines Card - To my Player 2

Gamer Valentines Card - To my Player 2

Funny serial killers Card - I want to binge watch serial killer documentaries with you

Funny serial killers Card - I want to binge watch serial killer documentaries with you

Funny Netflix Valentines Card, text reads 'I want to binge watch Netflix with you'.

Funny Netflix Valentines Card - I want to binge watch Netflix with you

The office valentines Card - The Jim to my Pam - Valentines Boyfriend Girlfriend Birthday card

The office valentines Card - The Jim to my Pam

Funny Peep Show Valentines Card - Mark Corrigan Chance would be a fine thing quote

Funny Peep Show Valentines Card - Mark Corrigan Chance would be a fine thing quote